Not suet…which is clean, easy melting fat that’s obtained from just outside the kidney of a bovine. But beef fat trimmings. Not only is rendering fat kinda cool, but it’s a deeper flavor that reaches juuuust outside our norm. Easily obtained from a serious butcher shop, suet and fat is inexpensive, easy to render and gives you a clean, savory cooking oil. On new years eve I set out to make traditional carnitas. Slow cooking pork butt in pork fat until tender, then raising the temp to fry and crisp. Cooking meat in its own fat compounds the flavor and rings in that authentic bell. Unfortunate to those classic carnitas plans, my sister in law was coming over and like always, I forgot she doesn’t dig on the swine. So I switched it up a bit and decided to try beef carnitas instead.
Went to the local butcher and asked ’em about getting some suet. They didn’t have it and I didn’t want to drive across town to get it, so I asked them if they had any fat trimmings. They didn’t right then, but would later in the afternoon. Cool. I went back later and got 10 pounds, came home and chopped it up into fist size chunks. Beef carnitas, here we come.
All it takes to render fat is a heavy bottom pan and a heat source on low. It took about 3 hours to render and I didn’t really do it to perfection. Towards the end my impatience got the best of me and I got it a little hot. It didn’t damage the oil to detriment, but it took away the clean purity of perfectly melted fat. I put it through a strainer to remove the fried pieces of crispy fat and any particulate matter. In went the lime soaked beef to a long slow bubble, bubble, bubble.
Towards the end of cooking and several cape cods later, I over-cooked the beef a bit. The result was extremely delicious buuuuuut, a bit chewy. Not to jerky standards but still jaw wearing. You’d think I’d have learned my lesson at the family reunion, (referenced in my engagement story). Oh well.
Earlier that day when I got the fat, I realized I was gonna have a fry station ready to rock for midnight munchies, so i picked up some yukon gold potatoes and flour tortillas. Around 11pm I fried the potatoes and they were salty and luscious…and needed at that point. But what came next was an experience no one saw coming, and no one will forget. Well…it was NYE, so a couple people might forget.